Saturday, April 12, 2025

Penguins 'winning trade war against Trump' as he backs down on tariff threats


Donald Trump made the shock decision to pause heavy duties he had just imposed on dozens of countries around the world on Thursday (April 9). It brought huge relief to stock markets everywhere – and it also made a lot of penguins very happy indeed.

If you’ve not been following one of the stranger story lines surrounding the Trump tariffs farce, Trump’s slate of tariffs (which have now been paused) sparked economic turmoil and spooked the markets and it also had an unexpected impact on a colony of penguins.

Soon after they were initially announced, people realized Trump had slapped tariffs on an Australian territory with no human inhabitants.

The Heard Island and McDonald Islands are only accessible by a two-week boat trip from Perth, on the west coast of Australia. They were initially handed a 10 per cent tariff on goods bound for America – that’s despite the fact they’re only home to penguins and seals and they're among the most remote places on Earth. 

Trump was slammed on social media and accused of having ‘no plan’ after saying that he wouldn’t pause his tariff plans, only to go back on it a few days later. But there’s one thing everyone can agree on – that the penguins have prevailed in one of the most unlikely trade standoffs you’ll ever see.

The penguins had become unlikely social media stars after the account named @PenguinsAgainstTrump claims to be manned by a group of the flightless birds living on the island and racked up tens of thousands of followers on Threads.

Now, there’s been plenty of reaction to the penguins prevailing...

Penguins in military formation.  Inhabitants of this previously neutral island are training a militia.

 
Fighting fire wth fire, the penguins have a crude cadre of drones taking the fight to Tesla.

 
Penguins may not be the best spellers, but there is no doubting their sincerity.

 

When in Rome...  Trump has the perfect build for a penguin suit.  Possible ancestors?  If nothing else, he's a shoe-in to play the villain in the next Batman movie.

 

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