Showing posts with label HUMOR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HUMOR. Show all posts

Thursday, June 11, 2026

She's baaaaack and calling the kettle black

Former White House counselor Kellyanne Conway speaks during the Republican National Convention Wednesday, July 17, 2024, in Milwaukee. (AP Photo/Julia Nikhinson)
 
AP - Former White House counselor Kellyanne Conway speaks during the Republican National Convention on July 17, 2024, in Milwaukee.

Kellyanne Conway's 'alternative facts' on Graham Platner

Monday, May 4, 2026

I've had it with all the griping about high gas prices

 
 
Can’t you ungrateful lower class wretches just calm down 
 
Rex Huppke, USA TODAY

Listen up, non-rich Americans. I’m growing tired of your annoying complaints about high gas prices.

I guess it has something to do with U.S. gas prices hitting their highest level in four years, or people spending $81.3 billion more on gas or energy goods in March than they spent the previous month.

I have people who buy gas for me, so I can’t be pestered with such trivialities. Some say the Iran war – started by my personal tax-cutter, President Donald Trump – has something to do with it all. Ho hum.

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What bothers me is all the noise, noise, noise coming from the hoi polloi. It’s so bad that Trump’s approval rating dropped to 34% in the most recent Reuters/Ipsos poll, which I had my butler read to me. Can’t you ungrateful wretches just calm down and sell one of your lake houses to cover higher gas costs?

It's rude of non-rich Americans to blame Trump for high gas prices

On May 1, Trump acknowledged that pump prices have gone up since he attacked Iran to keep them from developing a nuclear weapon in the nuclear facilities he completely obliterated last year.

“Gasoline's high,” he said. “Other prices are way down but gasoline's high.”

The butler tried to claim other prices are not, in fact, way down. I dispatched him to the horse barn and will later hunt him for sport.

Gas prices may be skyrocketing, but Trump still has his ballroom!

Trump then smartly pivoted to what really matters to Americans.

“Very importantly, right over there,” he said, pointing across the White House lawn, “you’re gonna have the greatest ballroom ever built.”

Ah, the ballroom. Why can’t you gas-gripers embrace the beauty and majesty ofsplendidly lavish ballroom you’ll never set your grubby feet in? 

Trump should be praised to the crystal chandeliers for embracing my firm belief that the wealthy must have comfort and luxury so our happiness can trickle down to the masses. Ballroom scraps for all, I say!

Even Republicans are blaming Trump for the cost of gas? SAD!

Alas, that same poll I mentioned found 77% of registered U.S. voters blame Trump for the rise in gas prices. Worse yet, 55% of Republicans blame the president.

That’s outrageous! Even my dressage horse, Carnegie Rockefeller III, watches enough Fox News to know that only a Democratic president can be blamed for high gas prices.

Fortunately, 22% of voters don’t blame Trump for high gas prices, and I’m proud to suspect that the 22% consists entirely of well-heeled Republican lawmakers.


 


Saturday, May 2, 2026

'Arrest us all, I dare you': Air Force Veteran selling '8647' merch says

The infamous seashells.
 
STEP RIGHT UP: "86 47" merchandise is available on Amazon and throughout your friendly internet. 
 
Story by Ariana Baio

An Air Force veteran and congressional candidate who has made “8647” part of his campaign is doubling down on its messaging in the wake of the Justice Department indicting Former FBI Director James Comey for posting a photo with the numbers.

Mark Davis, an unaffiliated candidate running in Florida’s 16th district, drives around with an “8647” license plate, wears an “86 47” hat, and sells hats and a t-shirt featuring the numbers on his campaign’s website.

The numbers have become a rallying call for people who oppose President Donald Trump – 86 refers to getting rid of something, while 47 is Trump’s number as president. They made mainstream news recently after the Justice Department indicted Comey for making threats against the president by posting an Instagram photo of seashells arranged as “86 47.”

But Davis has no intention of retiring his use of “86 47.”

“Arrest us all. I dare you,” Davis said in an interview with NBC News. “I am done staying quiet. I’ve got a family, I’ve got kids, and I’m watching this country get dragged through chaos while people are going to sit down and shut up. And I am not doing that, and millions of other people aren’t doing it, either.”

Davis has been using “86 47” to express his disdain for Trump since he announced his campaign for the House of Representatives last year.

After the Justice Department indicted Comey, Davis posted a photo of himself wearing an “86 47” hat, posing with his “8647” license plate.

“Thanks a lot DOJ… You just made this a little awkward,” Davis wrote on Instagram.

Davis told NBC News he plans to wear his merch every day until his congressional election.

Comey, a longtime critic of Trump, was indicted for a second time this past week for the Instagram post featuring the numbers, which the president said was a way of saying someone should be killed.

“Well, if anybody knows anything about crime, they know ‘86,’” Trump said. “You know what ‘86’ – it’s a mob term for ‘kill him.’ You know?”

Comey, a longtime critic of Trump, was indicted for a second time this past week for the Instagram post featuring the numbers, which the president said was a way of saying someone should be killed. (Reuters)

Comey has denied posting the photo as a message of violence.

Davis told NBC News it was “silly” to interpret “86” that way, describing it as “a restaurant term.”

Davis is not the only one who has been selling “86 47” merchandise. On Amazon, hundreds of t-shirts with variations of the numbers are available for as little as $10. Other websites, such as Redbubble and Etsy, sell hats, posters and other variations of “86 47.” 

Comey was first indicted by the Trump administration last year on accusations of lying to Congress. He pleaded not guilty, but a federal judge later dismissed the case, accusing the prosecutor of being unlawfully appointed. 

 

This variation on a theme references the 747 Trump was "gifted" (see "bribed") by an Arab nation.

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Monday, April 20, 2026

Donald Trump vs. Jesus Christ

A cartoon by Drew Sheneman featured in a gold frame with the title "Best cartoons from the worst timeline."
Attribution: Drew Sheneman

The president of the United States is feuding with the pope—and the pope is winning.

After President Donald Trump called Pope Leo XIV “WEAK on Crime” in a lengthy Truth Social post Sunday, the pope shot back by declaring, “I’m not afraid of the Trump administration.”

Unsurprisingly, that left Trump—who has a habit of likening himself to Jesus Christ—quite upset. So here are some of our favorite religion-related cartoons making fun of thin-skinned Trump and his temper tantrums. 


Woke pope, by Clay Jones

Originally published April 15.

Attribution: Clay Jones

 

Dr. Trump, by Keefknight

Originally published April 15.

Attribution: Keefknight
 

 

Well, what do you know?, by Pedro Molina

Originally published April 16.

Attribution: Pedro Molina/Tribune Content Agency
 

 

Miracle man, by Drew Sheneman

Originally published April 16.

Attribution: Drew Sheneman/Tribune Content Agency
 

 

12 accomplices, by Mike Luckovich

Originally published April 17.

A cartoon by Mike Luckovich depicting President Donald Trump as Jesus Christ in "The Last Supper."
Attribution: By permission of Mike Luckovich and Creators Syndicate
 
 

Forgive me, Father, by Clay Bennett

Tribune Content Agency 

Originally published April 17.

A cartoon by Clay Bennett depicting someone visiting a priest in a confessional.

 
 

 

Monday, February 9, 2026

Trump dedicates National Prayer Breakfast to his favorite god—himself

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Nothing says "prayer" like pushing election conspiracies and bragging about human rights violations.

President Donald Trump delivered remarks at the 74th annual National Prayer Breakfast on Thursday, bringing his familiar brand of Christian Nationalism infused with his megalomania and persecution complex.

Trump wandered through a series of babbling claims, boasting about saving the word “Christmas” and taking digs at the press. 

“I can never get a fair break from the fake news,” Trump complained, scolding the media for failing to appreciate what he called a “joke” he made last fall about not being heaven bound. “I really think I probably should make it. I mean, I'm not a perfect candidate, but I did a hell of a lot of good for perfect people.” 

Trump also greeted visiting leaders from around the world, singling out El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukele. He boasted about sending immigrants to the country’s CECOT prison—which is criticized for its plethora of human rights abuses—and marveled at how “long and big” it is.

“You're gonna walk away and say ‘he's the meanest son of a gun I've ever seen,’ but I’m not,” Trump said.

And it wouldn’t be a Trump speech without revisiting his lie that he won the 2020 presidential election.

“They rigged the second election,” Trump said. “I had to win it. I had to win it. I needed it for my own ego. I would have had a bad ego for the rest of my life. Now I really have a big ego.”


Thursday, October 2, 2025

What Liberals Get Wrong About Trump’s Executive Order on Antifa

 What Liberals Get Wrong About Trump’s Executive Order on Antifa

Liberals dismiss antifa as just an idea — instead of acting to defend the activists, researchers, and organizers facing persecution.

Matthew Whitley / The Intercept

10/2/2025 

 

 Last week, President Donald Trump signed an executive order claiming to designate antifa as a “domestic terror organization.” On Thursday, he issued a directive for his government to pursue antifa. 

Talk spread of another, imminent order on dismantling left-wing groups. It was the culmination of years of obsessing over antifa.

As someone publicly associated with anti-fascist organizing, the proclamations weren’t the greatest shock. The repression is to be expected.

The reaction to Trump’s nakedly illegal designation from progressives, liberal media, and left-leaning think tanks, however, has given me a sense of dread.

That’s because opponents of MAGA have embraced a dangerous narrative: The antifa designation is moot because there is, simply, nothing to designate. “Antifa,” in this telling, will simply be used as a catchall to repress anyone opposed to Trump when, in truth, it’s just an idea with no concrete grounding in the world.

Trump will indeed label just about all his opponents “antifa,” but the terms “antifa” and “anti-fascist” aren’t hollow references to mere ideas.

Contrary to Republicans’ portrayals, there is no overarching antifa organization or official network. The terms “antifa” and “anti-fascist,” though, do reflect an actually existing world of activists, researchers, thinkers, and organizers at real risk of persecution and dedicated to a specific politics.

If left-wing organizing is to be defended against Trump’s repression, denying their existence will only do further harm.

What Liberals Get Wrong

Anti-fascism was one of the most unifying and electrifying banners to organize under during Trump’s first administration. We may already be losing that framework, as Trump certainly hopes, to a deliberately nebulous sense of criminality associated with its language and symbols.

Instead of recognizing this, corporate media, mainstream commentators, and liberal voices have largely dismissed antifa

Consider how Luke Baumgartner, a research fellow in the program on extremism at George Washington University, responded while discussing antifa in a television interview on the heels of the latest designation.

Asked if there was anything real for Trump to target, Baumgartner said, “There is no hierarchical organizational structure. It is primarily a movement and an ideology. And there are no leaders. There are no assets. There are no bank accounts or revenue streams to go after either.”

The mainstream fact-checking site PolitiFact responded to the latest designation by citing past remarks from Michael German, a fellow from the Brennan Center for Justice’s liberty and national security program.

Comparing antifa’s designation to that of foreign terror groups, German said, “Antifa isn’t organized in that fashion in the first place, as it has no leaders, assets, or infrastructure, so banning material support to foreign anti-fascist groups would have little legitimate anti-terrorism effect here or abroad.”

This take — which is pervasive in mainstream and liberal circles — gets right that anti-fascist movements do not operate according to a centralized hierarchy. It is wrong, however, to dismiss the ways in which Antifa is grounded firmly in reality.

You can take it from me: I have organized and raised funds for the real-world structures that make up the anti-fascist movement.

Antifa in the Real World

Dismissing antifa runs the risk of leaving the people in the movement to the wolves.

A casual observer of mainstream, liberal, or Democratic Party talking points might be left with the impression that a “real,” organized, large, coordinated, and uncompromising anti-fascist movement may in fact be worthy of being treated as a terrorist organization.

At the very least, they might think that such a movement — which is precisely what we need right now — doesn’t need a robust defense. Why, after all, would you need to protect something that doesn’t exist?

The truth is that antifa and anti-fascist groups have been responsible for some of the most prescient and impactful organizing countering the far-right during the last decade.

Until the recent empowerment of an unleashed Trump administration and the support of wealthy business interests, the far right was languishing. Many notorious far-right groups and personalities were bankrupt, unemployable, facing prosecution, unable to attract audiences, plagued by infighting, harassed in public, under a constant microscope, and generally rendered weak and inert.

It was the work of dedicated and organized anti-fascists that made this possible. And that work was, I might hasten to add, perfectly legal.

Groups that have considered themselves antifa or anti-fascist run the gamut of organizational possibilities. They are formally and informally constituted, with and without membership, and range from publicly facing to completely anonymous. Their activities include the publication of research on the far right, producing cultural events, staging self-defense trainings, organizing de-platforming campaigns, and mounting counter-demonstrations.

As for assets, George Soros and liberal financiers certainly do not fund these activities. Activists themselves usually do. All groups need some money and assets to carry out the most basic work, even if the sums are paltry. I myself have fundraised for the basic infrastructure needed to do things like host meetings, run online platforms, call demonstrations, and produce educational materials.

A Better Approach

Instead of demeaning antifa by focusing on questions of organization or the technical feasibility of a domestic designation, liberals should rally around it — by putting the very values they espouse into action.

You don’t need to consider yourself antifa to believe in defending protected political speech or the right of free association.

If they want to foster a functional opposition, liberals must say what they already know, despite their discomfort, and fight for these constitutional guarantees — even for protected speech that advocates for self-defense and discusses the politics of violence.

Anti-fascists tend to be more concerned with questions of morality than questions of legality, but liberals concerned about the rule of law ought to take succor in past precedents.

Direct action-focused groups in American history that moved to protect their communities, like the Black Panthers or militant labor unions, have shown that it cannot be made illegal to advocate for or practice community self-defense, whether that means learning to use arms, conducting boycotts and demonstrations, or feeding and educating your constituencies.

Considering the current administration’s open assault on “hostile” communities and “blue” states and cities, and the inability of courts and lawmakers to restrain its weaponization of the legal system, military, and law enforcement, that direct action example is more important than ever.

In the absence of fascist adversaries that are as concerned with free speech, the rule of law, or polite disagreement as their opponents are, a politics of mutual aid and community self-defense remains our most powerful choice.

Anti-fascism and anti-fascists have demonstrated how we might walk this path toward a politics of empowerment, in which we take direct responsibility for our own communities.

If we are going to foster a thriving, powerful movement equal to this dangerous moment, we must not surrender “antifa” to Trump’s whims and the worst fantasies of our opponents. The health and safety of our friends, family, and society may depend on it.


Sunday, August 24, 2025

NEWSOM'S PARODIES: MAGA World Is So Close to Getting It...

 MAGA World Is So Close to Getting It  

Gavin Newsom’s parodies are riling people up—and they don’t quite seem to understand why. (photo: Sean Rayford/Getty)
...that a politician should not conduct himself in public like a dim, insufferable child.
Tom Nichols / The Atlantic
Aug 24 2025 
 

The Fox News commentator Dana Perino has finally had enough. “You have to stop it with the Twitter thing,” she told the chief executive. “I don’t know where his wife is,” she fumed. “If I were his wife, I would say, ’You are making a fool of yourself! Stop it!’” She went on to note that he has a big job, and that he has to be “a little more serious.”

What a relief to see someone from Fox, the flagship MAGA network, getting completely fed up with juvenile social-media behavior from a national politician. Except the chief executive in this case was not Donald Trump, the president of the United States, but Gavin Newsom, the governor of California.

Newsom has taken to trolling Trump on social media by imitating his bizarre rants, odd capitalizations, and affection for exclamation points. He has also posted several memes that are on-the-nose parodies of things Trump has fed to his followers for years.  

Politico recently summarized some of Newsom’s activities on social media:

There’s Newsom on Mount Rushmore. There’s Newsom getting prayed over by Tucker Carlson, Kid Rock and an angelic, winged Hulk Hogan. There’s Newsom posting in all caps, saying his mid-cycle redistricting proposal has led “MANY” people to call him “GAVIN CHRISTOPHER ’COLUMBUS’ NEWSOM (BECAUSE OF THE MAPS!). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Newsom got even closer to Trumpian perfection with a post yesterday that is almost impossible to tell apart from an actual outburst from the president:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH CRACKER BARREL?? KEEP YOUR BEAUTIFUL LOGO!!! THE NEW ONE LOOKS LIKE CHEAP VELVEETA “CHEESE” FROM WALMART, THE PLACE FOR “GROCERIES” (AN OLD FASHIONED TERM)!!!

Some of these jibes are clumsy, but many are well crafted and even funny, despite the unsettling fact that the person whom the governor is parodying is the commander in chief.

And the proof that Newsom is onto something is that his supporters are reacting with genuine rage. Perhaps Newsom has hit a nerve because satire is always more effective than name-calling. 

Mango Mussolini or Cheeto Jesus (both of which refer to the president’s unusual bronzed skin tone) appeal only to Trump’s opponents. But a post that perfectly mimics Trump’s antics is a mirror—one that prompts people to consider how Trump looks to everyone else in the world.

At the least, Newsom has scored a direct hit on the double standard both in the national press and among the public that excuses Trump’s deeply concerning behavior as merely part of Trump’s shtick, some facet of his personality that cannot be held to account.

Too many reporters have resorted to sane-washing Trump, forcing his bizarre statements somehow to make sense by cherry-picking the occasional phrase or sentence related to policy while ignoring his kooky rants about sharks and his Stalinist threats against his political enemies.

Newsom’s parodies sidestep all the hand-wringing criticism about how presidents should act: Instead they show, rather than explain, what it should feel like when anyone but Trump acts the way Trump acts.

Perino is just one of many who is in high dudgeon. And Newsom responded to Perino with a dead-on Trump-like response: “DANA ’DING DONG’ PERINO (NEVER HEARD OF HER UNTIL TODAY!)”

Vice President J. D. Vance has lashed out at Newsom, telling Fox that the Californian’s attacks aren’t landing, because his trolling “ignores the fundamental genius of President Trump’s political success, which is that he’s authentic”; in other words, everyone knows that Newsom’s crackpot hijinks are fake but Trump’s are real—a rather odd defense.

And of course, the MAGA posters on social media and Facebook have flown off the handle with rage. (Newsom is having a “mental breakdown,” said one MAGA influencer, without a trace of irony.) As it turns out, the people who pioneered the slogan “Fuck your feelings” are impossibly delicate souls.

Others have adopted a pose of criticizing Newsom more in sorrow than anger. “I’m all for appreciating crass humor,” said Harmeet Dhillon, a lawyer and MAGA social-media stalwart who is now assistant attorney general for civil rights in the Trump Justice Department. “I love South Park. It’s hilarious.” (One wonders if she’s been watching the show recently.) “But don’t just be a loser copying the most powerful person in the world’s style.”

Trump’s majordomo at Fox, Sean Hannity, summed up this New Seriousness among the president’s supporters when he tut-tutted Newsom’s “performative confrontational style,” adding that “maybe it wins you points with the loony radical base in your party,” but it won’t win elections.

How refreshing: Fox commentators and leading figures in the Trump administration all agreeing that a politician should not conduct himself in public like a dim, insufferable child.

They’re all so close to getting it.

I admit that I am conflicted about Newsom’s approach. Some years ago, I wrote that Trump’s opponents, especially the ones addicted to terms such as Drumpf, the Orange Menace, Cadet Bone Spurs, and others needed to act like adults, and convey the gravity of their concerns about Trump instead of treating him like either an inconsequential boob or a towering werewolf whose name must not be invoked. The same goes for the too-online liberals who refer to “Rethuglicans” and “RepubliKKKans”—uncomfortably similar to the media-addicted right-wingers who use infantile slams such as DemonRats and Killary.

One aspect of Newsom’s parodies have genuinely made me laugh: his posting of pictures done in the style of the artist and Trump admirer Jon McNaughton, who is a competent illustrator but whose paintings are strange. They’re a kind of hallucinatory mash-up of Grant Wood and medieval iconography, in which Trump carries the world like Atlas, or is blessed by dead presidents, or rescues the Constitution from glowering liberals. (The Newsom image with the deceased Hulk Hogan was so perfectly rendered that at first I thought it was created by McNaughton himself.) Trump supporters seem to love these pictures. Newsom has shown just how weird they are.

Newsom has made his point and should move on. But his lasting accomplishment has been to reveal that Trump’s supporters are not as impervious to reality as the president’s opponents might believe.

I suspect—as I have since the day Trump announced his first run for president a decade ago—that the MAGA faithful are hypersensitive to criticisms of Trump because, in their hearts, many of them know. They know that many of Trump’s statements are offensive and alarmingly detached from reality. They know that Trump has a disordered personality. They know that the president is a daily embarrassment to his party and to his nation.

For years, these MAGA partisans have employed various tactics to prevent the imminent pain of cognitive dissonance. They resort to “what about” arguments aimed at other politicians; they claim that Trump actually knows what he’s doing or that they understand the message underneath all the broken thoughts, garbled words, and dead-end sentences.

Now Newsom is forcing them to see what Trump looks like without the distorting force field created by Trump’s showmanship and his aggressive delivery of incoherent statements.

Come to think of it, maybe MAGA world isn’t close to getting it; maybe they do get it, and maybe that’s why, this time, they’re especially angry.

Newsom's paodies of the clown show are striking a collective MAGA nerve.

 

Tuesday, August 12, 2025

Poor Kristi Noem doesn't like 'South Park' highlighting her awfulness

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A still from Wednesday night's episode of "South Park" depicts Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem as she pulls her firearm to shoot a service dog in the audience of a live "Dora the Explorer" stage show.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is trying to play the victim after the satirical animated show "South Park" mercilessly mocked her on Wednesday night’s episode.

"It’s so lazy to just constantly make fun of women for how they look. It’s only the liberals and the extremists who do that," Noem told right-wing podcaster Glenn Beck on Thursday night, referring to how “South Park” made fun of her obviously Botox- and filler-filled face. "If they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead and do that, but clearly, they can’t. They just pick something petty like that."

Of course, the show made fun of more than just Noem's looks. It also ridiculed her cringeworthy cosplaying, the fact that she shot and killed her own puppy, and that she's one of the biggest cheerleaders for President Donald Trump's evil immigration plan. 

But more than that, Noem claiming that only "liberals" make fun of how women look is insane, given that she works for Trump, the king of making crude and disgusting comments about how women look.

Over the years, he’s made fun of pop icon Cher's plastic surgery, called actor Bette Midler "ugly," said Angelina Jolie is "not a beauty," said Rosie O'Donnell has a "fat, ugly face," and accused MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski of "bleeding badly from a face-lift," just to name a few.

In 2018, The New York Times published an article laying out some of the other times Trump made fun of women's appearances: 

Mr. Trump has accused women of having “fat, ugly” faces and of repelling voters because of their looks. He called one woman a “crazed, crying lowlife” and said another was a “dog” who had the “face of a pig.” He said Hillary Clinton’s bathroom break during a 2015 presidential debate was “too disgusting” to talk about. He has repeatedly mocked women for being overweight.

During the 2016 presidential campaign, he also made fun of then-Fox News host Megyn Kelly for having “blood coming out of her wherever." (Kelly now debases herself daily to lick Dear Leader's boots because she can make more money in the right-wing grift-o-sphere by doing that.)

But leave it to Noem to play the victim amid authentic criticism of her horrific behavior.

“Imagine working for Donald Trump and saying ‘it’s only the liberals’ who make fun of women’s looks,” journalist Mehdi Hasan wrote in a post on X. “They have no shame whatsoever.”



Trump loves making blue states suffer

      "Cross me, will you?  To hell with you and to hell with your disasters.   "It’s kind of our whole deal" as a democracy...